Feb 10 2009

Don’t harsh with Mike’s mellow!

Paul

Rumor has it that Subway is looking to drop Michael Phelps as a spokesperson after the revelation that the 14-time Olympic champion enjoyed a bit of the wacky tobacky. Fears of a mass protest by stoners proved to be unfounded. While gathering to demonstrate outside a local Subway store, someone got the munchies and everyone went inside for a sandwich.1

  1. This post is intended as satire and should in no way be interpretated as endorsing the use of mind-altering substances… no matter how many of your minds could stand some altering… [↩]

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